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Satoshi & Vitalik had no idea what they were creating.
The Beginning
Crypto was pure
Crypto was supposed to be a decentralized, peer-to-peer, digital currency. It was meant to change world for good.
Millionaires were Made
Money got crazy
People got rich. Many bought lambos. Some even bought new cribs. It was a rollercoaster ride.
People got addicted
Wen moon?
People started checking crypto prices every day, then every hour, it was like a drug. They couldn't stop. When your bag is up, you feel like a king. When it's down, you feel like life is crap. It's a vicious cycle.
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You can't go cold turkey
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— Wiz Kidd