Y'all got any of that Crystal METH?
Crypto can be addictive! Get your fix with $METH, the token you'll never really leave behind.
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Satoshi & Vitalik had no idea what they were creating.
The Beginning
Crypto was pure
Crypto was supposed to be a decentralized, peer-to-peer, digital currency. It was meant to change world for good.
Millionaires were Made
Money got crazy
People got rich. Many bought lambos. Some even bought new cribs. It was a rollercoaster ride.
People got addicted
Wen moon?
People started checking crypto prices every day, then every hour, it was like a drug. They couldn't stop. When your bag is up, you feel like a king. When it's down, you feel like life is crap. It's a vicious cycle.
$METH token
You can't go cold turkey
If you try to sell/swap your $METH, on the DEX, you'll have to do it in stages. There's no big come-down for whales or anyone else. It's a slow and steady process. You can't just dump your $METH in one hit. You need to limit your sells to 10% of your $METH bag at a time.
You can never truly be free of $METH
If you try to send 100% of your $METH to another wallet, the transaction will fail. You will always need to keep at least 1 full $METH token in your wallet. It means you can move forward, but you can never truly leave $METH behind.
Visit rehab and get clean
$METH Rehab is a staking contract for LP tokens that you get when you deposit $METH into a liquidity pool. Just remember, though, rehab is normally a temporary solution. When you come out of rehab, you'll end up with a bigger $METH bag than when you went in.
I had to get some of that sweet-ass $METH for my pet duck. He absolutely loves $METH, but then he's always been a total quack-head.
— Quak Ho
I just can't get enough of this $METH - My wife prefers me buying $METH to my last addiction, which was brake fluid. I kept on telling her though, I could stop at any time!
— Methad Mann
Mom told me to stop buying up that juicy $METH as it would stop me focussing on my studies. I told her I don't even think about it when I'm concentrating on my Meth homework?
— Wiz Kidd